It's Just Creepy

So you know how the blog header says "Post Modern Housewifery"?
To me it reads "Post Mortem Housewifery".
As in Tales from the Crypt.
As in dancing skeletons wearing aprons.

This has been a "problem" for some time. And it's not good for me to project death and decay all over this blog, right?

So...
Welcome to...
GrittyPretty's Beet (a play off the police beat?)
or
Homestead Lady of the Sherbet Colored Cottage
or
It's smART to like art and gARTens?
or
How Grows It?
or
TurNip it in the bud...
or...